Friday 12 April 2013

You're Gonna Pay


There are only three things in the world that I hate, and one of them is adverts. Again. Again. Again. Again. The word has lost all meaning.

Blah blah blah here are three more shit adverts. I didn't get much sleep...

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"Over 2,000 visual effects" boasts Iron Man 3, another meaningless brag about quantity that's almost up there with Movie 43's "The biggest cast ever assembled". But not quite. 


This idea that only spectacle and special effects are "worth paying for" is complete nonsense and is basically insulting to films that actually give a shit without having "an amazing stunt team." Films like Good Vibrations, which actually deserves your money and, best of all, doesn't star Gwyneth Paltrow. 


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The advert is fine, it's just the music. That boring fucking noise of nothing that can only be described as Ad Rock. If your rock music can be used to sell BlackBerrys, you're doing it wrong.

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Fuck off.

Here's The Toasters.